bro cluster

A man's gay orgy

My buddy Ken had an ass pounding good time with the Bro Cluster yesterday.

by Streakster September 29, 2015

keester cluster

A cluster of objects that are inside a person's keester

JH is an execptional outdoorsman with Celiac's. He keeps a carabiner and a loaf of gluten free bed in his keester cluster....

by AxonL May 12, 2018

Juul chester

It comes worst at night. That feeling of heavy weight and sharp pains in your lungs, usually just seconds or minutes after that last juul rip before tucking it in for bed. Sometimes you can’t tell if your lungs are failing or if it’s just the sweet goodnight kiss from mr. juul himself.

“No joke i SWEAR my lungs were failing last night. i couldn’t breathe from the sharp pains!”

“no way man! that’s just juul chester, you’re fine.”

by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

state of cluster fuckism

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.

me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."

by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

by steveo1544 May 28, 2011

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019