Chops

Ability to play on any instrument (guitar, drums, brass, etc.). Used for guitar and drums because of the chopping motion made by the hand, and used for wind instruments because chops is also slang for one's mouth.

On drums: He played the ditty so fast. . . he has amazing chops.

On guitar: Did you hear that solo? He's got wicked chops!

On brass: You have to have some chops to hit a double G.

by AO November 16, 2004

Pussy Chips

"Pussy Chips" are the result of a woman sitting on a man's face and getting off. But here is the kick, after getting off the man must not wip his face. He has to go outside and sit in the sun until the fluid dries, begins to peel of his face, and forms a chip. These chips are to be injested to finalize the act.

Babe, I'm starved! Can we make some pussy chips?

by EG & CL April 29, 2003

CHIPSTH

CHIPSTH is a religious term refering to the religion of CHIPSTH. It consists of the fruits and/or animals that worship mark, the CHIPSTH god. CHIPSTH was discovered in the year 2005 and is an ongoing process to convert the world to either an animal or fruit name and to worship all things chipsthy. The two founding mothers of CHIPSTH are Bare (bear) and Limin (lemon). They have then adopted many under them. Limin ruling the fruits and Bare ruling the animals. Bunnunah (banana) is the only CHIPSTH officer witch is the second highest position. Maingow (mango) is a CHIPSTH janitor, the lowest position. After you have been adopted into the chipsthy family you are given a fruit or an animal name. usually spelled different then the given name. You must fallow all the chipsth rules or you are then declared unchipsthy or chipshy. Being Chipshy is like sinning in the christian religion. The Chipsth religion's symbol are triangles like the christian and catholic religion's symbol is a cross. Chipsth is a peacful religion and everyone in the chipsthy family loves everyone and everything except bad things. Bare, Limin and Bunnunah are vegetarian and do not support eating meat. We think eating meat is evil.

That triangle is chipsthy.

That number is chipshy.

by Bunnunah February 1, 2008

chipsaw puzzle

the bizarre and most unfortunate phenomenon that sometimes occurs within a bag of chips when two or more chips intertwine, creating one colossal chip and, should you unsuccessfully attempt to break the chips out of the puzzle, a very big mess of shattered chip crumbs, getting all over your freshly swept floors, getting up in everyones barefoot toes and being generally irksome.

dude, i'm warning you right now, if you try to undo that chipsaw puzzle instead eating it whole and you get chip crumbs all over our clean floor we are officially no longer friends.

by homework joe March 2, 2010

Chubson

A person who is fat either figuratively or literally.

Robby, you ate all the bagels! You chubson!

by rofl the waffle July 2, 2011

chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.

Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.

by shimee September 23, 2013

Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.

SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!

by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018