skeleton christ

A sum of ideals, such as a moral values, laws or rules, imposed upon persons in the name of a greater cause, purpose or traditon that has no mesurable societal benefit.
From the album "Christ Illusion" by Slayer, 2006.
1. the pledge of allegiance.
2. removing hats during the national anthem.
3. the idea that some words are profane.
4. the notion you can only die once.
To use in a sentence, "Mind control is compulsory religion and the skeleton christ."
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Jesus Christ

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
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Jesus Christ

A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father

Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
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sign of christ

A welt formed when a stick/baton is used to smack the posterior, leaving a red linear mark that is perpendicular to the butt crack making a cross shape.
Dad gave me the sign of Christ last night when I messed up on my spelling test. I STILL can’t sit.
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the passion of christ

a movie by mel gibson, the son of a holocaust denier, that somehow made it through the jews in hollywood to tell the story of jesus while being subtly anti-semetic
wait, where was the easter bunny in the passion of christ?
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christ fister

A hard rock/metal band created in London outside the Astoria (before the CKY gig) by Christos Athens (drums), Dan Newcastle (Lead singer/guitar) and Joe York (groupie). The bands lyrics are mostly based on religion issues. Hit song: Fuck Judas up the ass (and make the motherfucker bleed). Their logo is a jesus bend over with a fist up his ass.
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