Chris

I am chris

What are you up to?
I am Chris

by Dtdyshdhdg April 5, 2021

Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant

Oh shit it Chris

by Lilc29 May 7, 2019

Chris

Chris is a mega simp

You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp

by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020

chris

that one asian kid whos smart and rich

jeesh chris no need to brag-...

by keenie79 January 27, 2021

Chris

Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him

I don't ever want to meet a Chris again my life

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019

Chris

A kid who likes gaming fnaf and many other things and also a very good lier but can keep it in that type of state for a long time but also is great in bed

dude did you hear that kid named chris has a girlfriend

Yea what's her name dude

Demon

by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021