char jones

Charlene Munoz and Star Jones combined

Damn Char Jones is havin a CHAR-b-que

by James Bautista August 3, 2006

Chairrel roll

When you are naked on a computer chair and spin around on webcam. On stickam or MSN or some online video messaging.

Do a Chairrel Roll

Dude I got Chairrel Rolled

WTF is Chairrel Roll and why is he naked on his computer chair?

by =RTG=Renegade March 27, 2009

Chair Envy

-adj- One who desires to sit in the chair you have. Sometimes it's the last chair, sometimes it's not even your chair, but you long to sit down and be comfortable.

The people on the stairs looked over at us, and in their eyes we could see the chair envy.

by shamrock2580 August 2, 2009

Broken Chair syndrome

The act of breaking a chair when in need of an excuse to sit next to a girl.

"Jared, what are you doing?"
"I have broken chair syndrome! Can i sit next to you?"

by IbreakChairs September 23, 2011

don't be tappin' no back of my chair

Phrase said by some crazy black bitch during highschool graduation.

*quitely waiting while sitting in the middle of a football field and waiting to officially graduate*

*the following ensues*

"Don't be tappin' no back of my chair!"

by - October 15, 2004

chair it up

used in heated situations meaning to settle down

For Christ sake I wasn't going to steal it, so chair it up man!

by jorgepj September 17, 2008

chairorist

A person who performs chairorism with the intention of keeping the populus chairified.

Leroy: All my chairs have been lowered!
Bob: You can't let the chairorists win!
Leroy: I'm chairified.

by Asno667 May 22, 2008