charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Chasing Amy Syndrome

Named after the same story that Silent Bob tells in the movie gets it's title from, Chasing Amy Syndrome typically happens when a girl is far more sexualy experienced than the guy in a relationship because of sexual stereotypes and cultural expectations. Gender reversal can also happen, but is not as common.

Symptoms are:
-Irrational jealousy of past lovers and/or people the girl hangs out with.

- Inexplicable "need" to push their own sexual boundaries to feel "on par" with their partner, in spite of not being interested in that prior.

- Fixation on partner's sexual past.

- Feelings of inadequacie due to partner's experience.

Typically the symptoms start after partners have traded their sexual numbers or when a story about a past tryst that is out of the other partner's league comes up.
The only known cure is for the sufferer to get the fuck over themselves and realize that their partner wants to be with them for a reason. To help this process along it is recommended to have a painfully open and honest dialog between the partners, both being open to the other's opinions and feelings.

Jill: "After Max heard I had 15 past partners and had tried an orgy he started getting weird and angry at me for stupid stuff!"
Sue: "Max only has had 3 partners, it's classic Chasing Amy Syndrome."

by Loki's SongBird November 21, 2014

Chasing fog

Having gay sex with an older man while he farts.

Bill was chasing fog with Randall and it was great.

by Drryan November 15, 2016

Chamungus

Formal greeting during work meetings.

Everybody shaking hands
Michael: Nice to meet you.
Brian: Chamungus to you as well.
Mark: Chamungus!

by bubbly_bee July 14, 2023

sack chasing hoe

hoe that chases men for their money

Amber the sack chasing hoe was in the club chasing all the men that was throwing money.

by sugar bunz December 1, 2009

rodef chasing a behama

When a man or women chases an animal and attempts to stick any of his/her sexual organs (P, V, nose) into one of hte animals hooles (anal, vaginal, oral, nasal, earal, blowhole (only in the case of a dolphin)

Hey andrew, i heard yeseterday u attempted to rodef evans frog.

by ENEMAN June 22, 2006

Chasing the Chicken

To wander aimlessly, but with great purpose.

Derivation: In some parts of Mexico, it is traditional at weddings for a chicken to be beheaded. The chicken will run around aimlessly, as children chase it around.

"I hate this job. I spend all my time chasing the chicken."

by lil' pasty July 7, 2009