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Certified Booty Boy

A boy that is thicc in all the right places and is unnaturally cute for they're gender. They got the thighs, booty and hips, but most importantly all, a face of an angel. It is known that they are so desirable that they make dudes leave they're girl, just for a piece of that.
Dude 1: Yo man I ain't gay, but that guy makes me question things about myself

Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?

Dude 1: Right 😏
by Iseeyoulurkin June 23, 2022
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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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certified mieszko classic

Sytuacja spawnująca sie kiedy frekwencja jest w okolicach 40-50%
- twoja matka grozi ci wypisaniem z mieszka/przepisaniem do szkoły publicznej
- jesli dalej nie bedziesz chodzic do szkoly to nie bede tyle kurwa placic
- od jutra idziesz do osemki xd
>certified mieszko classic
by niemozliwe January 15, 2024
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Certified Idiot

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life
Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.
by Nuski15 November 11, 2022
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certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs
Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah
by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025
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certified country

Certified country is the type of country person that will walk in and kick your dog in the face and slap your old lady on her ass all with a beer in hand and Marlboro Red hanging out the mouth.
That dude is straight certified country he's crazy man!!! But he's a damn good dude!!!
by Gracefully lady January 17, 2021
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certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
by Train 82 December 16, 2018
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