A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 April 11, 2011
Get the Celebrity Free Passmug. by betcon May 15, 2007
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Get the Internet Yocto-celebritymug. by BIG BIRTHDAY February 2, 2022
Get the big birthday celebrationmug. A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.
Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:
"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."
Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)
"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."
Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)
by chillpillangelo July 19, 2011
Get the Random Celebrity Jokemug. It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.
Lover: You cheated on me!?
You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.
Lover: oh…ok then
You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.
Lover: oh…ok then
by Kokichiis April 25, 2022
Get the Celebrity Free Passmug. doorman: "sorry you're not on the list, you're not coming in."
freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."
doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."
freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."
freddy mercury: "no not A-list, i said i'm on the aids list."
doorman: "shit, sorry, so you are, come straight in, just don't touch me."
freddy mercury: "fuck yeah, doctors thought they knew better with all their science, but i knew one day there'd be a plus side to being an aids list celebrity."
by staygold1984 April 15, 2010
Get the aids list celebritymug.