ceiling surfing

Riding a large dick

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"

by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017

Ceiling fan

A person that buys stocks, bonds or cryptocurrency at its peak price.

Look at Todd buying dogecoin at the inflated price, he’s like a ceiling fan just hovering at the top

by Earl Hickie April 28, 2021

ceiling

The "TV set" that you watch whilst laying down inside a prison-like room where there's only your bed and nothing else.

After spending weeks in my tiny apartment, the only entertainment I have is the ceiling, my personal 'TV set' for binge-watching the same old cracks.

by Emotional Cruiser August 29, 2025

Ceiling

The inner part of your roof

That’s a ceiling. No it’s not it’s the roof.

by John-sphagnum July 19, 2022

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

Ceiling fan

When a man has intercourse with a woman and she grabs the fan and spins around while maintaining intercourse this is called a timbo

I used the ceiling fan for a timbo last night it was great

by Hello my niggars September 9, 2019