by Bpier February 14, 2017
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
by imsokoolllll October 03, 2023
To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
by Britana6332 June 11, 2020
A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022
by Rimbish February 11, 2020
An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
by duemoturion June 04, 2017
the act of Cumming on your girl friends face and rubbing it around giving her a light glaze of semen
by Kali M November 01, 2017