When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011

1. a moody bastard.
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.
2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.
by streetwhiz April 5, 2009

Seth Cohen's toy horse/first friend on the OC. Captain Oats has a thing with Princess Sparkle Summer's version of Captain Oats. c
by surrrrah November 11, 2008

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.
Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.
See: "Kyle"
Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.
See: "Kyle"
by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3
by Wizard Cat June 27, 2017

John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"
Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
by disco banana December 3, 2009
