a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion
by Craig Lacourse January 03, 2009
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
A Chinese artillery weapon which operates by hurling a tactical nuclear weapon over a fair distance. Generally used as a shock and awe weapon, especially to clear out quaint oriental villages in order to make way for Westernisation.
by Tsing Shi Tao May 01, 2004
by Xplayer76 June 06, 2021
When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!
After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!
by BekahBooVT February 02, 2014
someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.
by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 30, 2009
Slang for giant penis
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 01, 2021