Calista

Calista likes to do things her own way. She dreams of life in the city. Doesn’t like doing homework and would rather stay home. Cali has many allergies. Calista is Emo but will never admit it.

Kid: Hey wanna go to Starbucks?
Calista: sorry can’t I’m allergic to the air

by Jonnyk42 November 22, 2021

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

Bellender Carlisle

A girl who annoyingly just focuses on the top corner of your helmet when giving you oral sex

That wasn't no job! Gal just camped out Central North East of the Glans head only on some peckish shit. Shit that shit was shit.

Upto several Bellender Carlisle in every hood man...move on. You worth more.

by Kunnin April 10, 2019

dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk

Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020

Cannism

Cannabis tourism in states that legalize marijuana for recreational use.

Colorado's passage of Amendment 64 in the 2012 election has opened the door for cannism in 2014.

Many people are moving to Colorado to start new careers in cannism related fields.

by Nel Harrison February 28, 2013

Ben Carlisle

The sexiest, most beautiful guy you'll ever meet!

Ben Carlisle is Sexy

by SexyIsMe September 25, 2011

Canis Major

Penile arousal (erection, hard-on, boner) brought about by watching nature documentaries featuring wolves. From the movie "Outbreak."

"Dude, seeing those dogs humping totally gave Steve-O a Canis Major!"

by J. Michael Connors October 11, 2006