cake

A woman wearing a lot of makeup to cover up the fact that she isn't a looker.

"Hey, dude. Look at that hottie."
"Oh come on, man, she's a total cake. She probably looks like shit underneath all that."

by Terror1T October 2, 2017

cake

According to GD Misfits (legacy of Lorwyn), quite apart from being an edible treat of delishness, cake is also used as a term of agreement in place of the more traditional WHS/WSS.

IMO Blackberries are the work of Satan

^^cake to that^^

by Snozzbert May 10, 2009

Cake

sex, some hanky panky.

We had cake last night. It was really good.
That was the best cake I've ever had.

by Kia Lea February 21, 2009

Cake

money the dough stuff u need to buy food and water

currency

by im baaaacccckkk October 5, 2003

cake

slang for money usually used in high school

yo are you caken today?

by answers September 19, 2007

caking

goofing off, being silly, klutzy, messing up. Stems from common stereotype in pop culture of people failing at baking cakes, falling into them and destroying them, and/or cake ending up in the wrong person's face in silly food fights.

"If Jimmy and Mark hadn't been caking around the whole time we might have actually gotten something done."

by quinnrachet July 17, 2011

Caked

Caked: Adjective

To describe someone who is unattractive or ugly.

She's so caked, man

by okden March 15, 2009