candyass

An ineffectual person; someone who is afraid of risk or shrinks from conflict.

Only a candyass drinks lite beer; heroes specify Guinness!

by Duckbutt November 9, 2004

candy bagging

the act of a male wearing a thong "g-string" backwards

Check out Jim, he's totally candy bagging it by the hot tub!

by moe2d2 May 27, 2010

candy ass

wuss, wimp, someone who is easily scared or avoids dangerous situations

That Candy Ass won't go skydiving with us.

by m November 7, 2003

Candy Crush

An addictive Bejeweled knock-off featuring various candies that was originally released in 2011, blazing the trail for freemium games and mindless time-killing apps. The game is currently only played by Candy Crush addicts; it fell from relevancy in mid-2013.

"Does anyone even play that weird candy crushing game anymore?" - Kevin
"I love Candy Crush! I actually find it kind of intellectually stimulating!" - Hannah,a Candy Crush Addict age 22, currently on level 1268

by yokv12 January 31, 2016

Bit the candy

to blow a stack of gas or to fart
like cut the cheese but worse

DAMN narayan you bite the candy again?
Fuck man B-Town smells like someone bit the candy here.

by narunphinator May 4, 2008

candy copter

the act of doing a swedish helicopter using a russian candycane

dude me and that chick we so did the candy copter last night

by nymphreak July 11, 2009

candy mule

Someone that smuggles candy into the movie theater to avoid paying the ridiculous costs at the concession stand.

Kat is a horrible candy mule, she aborted the mission as she approached the ticket collector.

by dungpow August 18, 2010