by weebweebweeb41 February 16, 2018
by Sharp2112 June 17, 2017
When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.
by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020
(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016
When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.
by ThiccBoi Jenkins December 27, 2017
by jacquelineKHS May 06, 2011
A vagina that has been unshaven for no more than one week so that the hair growth is stubbly and razor sharp to the touch of a man's penis, thus resembling the spiny cactus leaf. Cacti, like the woman's vagina, can be found in a variety of shapes and sizes.
1.) If she isn't sporting a pink cactus tonight I may just lose my shit.
2.) I told my girlfriend who advocates clean-shaven vaginas that if she does not endorse the use of pink cacti then I will have nothing to do with her ever again.
3.) I love fucking pink cacti. It's nice when it's dark and you're in a hurry.
2.) I told my girlfriend who advocates clean-shaven vaginas that if she does not endorse the use of pink cacti then I will have nothing to do with her ever again.
3.) I love fucking pink cacti. It's nice when it's dark and you're in a hurry.
by Yesh. Son of Eduardo. February 27, 2012