Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

CAB

CAB -n - acronym that arranges to a word familiar to a pedestrian that walks the streets of New York. Initial meaning is "Cunt Ass Bitch". Permeated throughout the Northeast town of Allenhurst by Kate O'Rourke. She discovered this word while backpacking through Europe while she was studying abroad.

"Wow, that tourist was such a CAB" exclaimed young Billy, as he was flung to the sidewalk by the oblivious tourist...

by Chris Fumatumahufalla May 5, 2009

cab

(n. or adj.) 1. stands for cunt ass bitch. 2. an insult.

Ew. That girl is such a cab.

by torquemada:D May 4, 2011

push his cab

Or pushing a guy’s cab. Euphemism for gay sex.

Yeah, he got left at the bar and we were hitting it off, so y’know. I helped push his cab.

by gaysexboss October 15, 2022

Cab

The person you share an apartment with but have separate rooms.

That’s my cab. We moved in last month.

by SanHeaterton March 15, 2024

Cab token

$20 bill used to pay for cabs

"Before we go out, I've got to stop at the ATM and pick up some cab tokens"

by douchsicle November 19, 2011