chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

chappling

an adolescent boy with a cowlick, who sells medical marijuana, and also comes sick with the grits..

Dan Belson was a wee little chappling when he worked at the old store.

by OGlilfoot March 24, 2010

Drippling

Like drizzling but not really

Yo it's drippling lightly outside!

by Chenky September 6, 2014

crilling

The act of 'crushing it' or 'killing it' when neither term is uniquely appropriate to express the true magnitude of an event or situation.

Jesse, how are you doing? I'm crilling it man, I can't believe how many mad stacks I got this month.

by calmurtitz2 April 30, 2015

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

Chipping

When poor college students go dumpster diving at Frito-Lays Packaging plants to retrieve free bags of chips that have been thrown away due to printing errors, overfilling, expiration, etc. etc.

Cynthia and Elly drove to Jackson, MI to go chipping at the Lays Packaging Plants. They brought bags of chips back for their friends.

by eslaah December 11, 2017

chipping bricks

When you're so pissed off at your old slow phone that you throw it at the wall so hard that you chip a brick.

I'm going to be chipping bricks with this phone if it doesn't load this app soon.

by Scarff May 23, 2018