When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.
by Name withheld to protect the guilty August 11, 2003
Get the sand crabmug. Bloke 1: That girl is hot.
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007
Get the smashed crabmug. by barack O'bonga October 29, 2009
Get the Crab Blastermug. After beating off, and you realise that you have no tissue in near you to wipe up your cum, this is the walk you do to get to the bathroom when you don't want to spill any cum on the floor.
Pervert: I just exploded on to myself, but I need some toilet paper to wipe up my juice. I better commence my crab walkin'.
by Kewy June 28, 2005
Get the crab walkmug. A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.
by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010
Get the Crab racesmug. mrs beheney’s crab cakes
by whatsthemostrandomthing March 4, 2019
Get the crab cakemug. A girl who has had more cock than Brokeback Mountain and who is the receptacle and transmitter of crabs. Someone who can spread crabs to an entire bowling league, football team, bachelor party, high school, or Magic club. This person tends to be either the town whore or the quiet "girl next door" who has secretly fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry in a 50 mile radius. Synonyms: Cum Dumpster, Gutter Slut, Cock Queen, Cootie Catcher, Crotch Cracker
"Oh my god, you slept with her! She is such a Crab Net."
"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"
"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."
"The Crab Net just walked into the bar. What do you think she will snag tonight?"
"You don't want to sleep with him, he's gotten himself caught up in a Crab Net."
by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007
Get the crab netmug.