(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
by District May 1, 2018
Get the going conesmug. An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.
by maplefrost November 1, 2017
Get the Cone Donkeymug. A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.
Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......
by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010
Get the Cone-dommug. Wagwan my bro you such a Nigel Cone Darren- says confidently. or boo Nigel you must be an owl cuse your noctrnal.
by Nigel cone November 15, 2019
Get the Nigel conemug. by Muggsman December 27, 2008
Get the Cone Actionmug. by ekoorbl October 20, 2013
Get the twat conemug. by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011
Get the cone hoopmug.