You got corn cobs in your ears

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

by TV CAR April 10, 2010

SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!

that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty

by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008

slob on my nob like the corn on the cob

blowjob simple as that.

girl gives head

by jamuie December 15, 2003

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

slob on that knob like corn on the cob means to suck on that dick or give me some head bitch

Me and her got in the bed last night and she slob on my knob like corn on the cob

by Josval2 December 16, 2019

jump on my knob like corn on the cob

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

by Anunumus May 7, 2018

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.

Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.

by plumphobia March 17, 2021

Cob Job

A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.

Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff

by eiirev August 19, 2019