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Neomodern clothes

The type of clothes the people in the neomodern movement wear. There are diferent styles but the one thing they have in common is that they differ greatly from modern clothing.

The most popular clothes are togas like those worn by the ancient greeks and romans, and other clothes are of the style that looks like it came right of , "connan the barbaran", and others are what is termed porn clothes or in other words what some people wear in porn films before they take them off.
The one thing that these clothes say is, " I am not part of the modern world".
Dig those neomodern clothes.
by Judge dredd7 June 28, 2011
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Rugby Clothing

Rugby is extremely preppy clothing only available at the 9 stores nation wide (as of April, 2007), this clothing is really awesome! The Stores are in: Greenwich and New Canaan, CT, Palo Alto, CA, Georgetown, Washington D.C., Chicago, IL, Boston, MA, New York, NY, Dallas ,TX, and Seattle, Washington. This is some truly awesome clothing! If you like Vineyard Vines you should love this, its like Vineyard Vines with a little edge, but it has less of a nautical background. The logo of Rugby Clothing has a Skull and Cross Bones. Rugby is new established in 2004 and is NOT available online (as of April, 2007) and it averagely priced about $50 for a polo, never the less everything they make is an instant classic and is worth your time to check out! Also Rugby is produced by Ralph Lauren, so if you like Polo's Clothing and quality you will love
Rugby!
Friend 1: Hey, whats that kid wearing with the skull and cross bones on it?
Friend 2: Rugby, its so cool!
Friend 1: It looks like it, I'll have to get some Rugby Clothing!
by Spencer December 26, 2008
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Mainstream Clothes

When I pay attention to other teenagers I mostly see them wearing Aeropostale, American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie and Fitch. They probably wear some other shit but I don't notice their clothes type unless they have fucking "HOLLISTER" Stamped across their small ass boobs or their chest.
Mainstream clothes mostly look horrible on people.
by ifuckinglovemyself December 6, 2011
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fap cloth

A disposable cloth (tissue, paper towel etc.) that you put close to the head of your penis to avoid making any messes while havin a fap.
"Hey I know you aren't takin a shit in there greg just use a fap cloth I don't want your baby seeds all over my bathroom"
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Batch cloth

A cloth or rag used to mop up a batch, or load of semen, often re-used many times before washing.
That filthy Giants fan used my Patriots scarf as a batch cloth after I came on her face.
by emu47 December 31, 2008
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Butt-cloth

Underwear; the cloth one wears on the buttocks.
Boxers, briefs, panties.

"That's some pretty sexy butt-cloth you got on."

"I saw this pair of sweet polka-dotted butt-cloth at Target for real cheap."

"I soiled my butt-cloth."
by Crickettown Gnome March 16, 2009
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Legit Clothing

Legit Clothing is definitaly the hottest clothing company in Norway, it is used by all the major norwegian celebrities and everybody wants a piece of it.
"Dude, look at this tee i buyed yesterday, its so sick"

"Ok, but it is nothing compared to my Legit Clothing tee, just look here"

"omg man where did you buy that? sickest tee i've ever seen!"
by omgitslegit October 26, 2009
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