A suburb of Portland, Oregon. Largely known as Cracka-My-Ass because that's what downtown (is there a downtown?) Clackamas looks and smells like.
Job opportunities largely do not exist in Clackamas, unless you like working at the local "Hotdog on a stick" franchise. Of course most of the teenagers yearn to have such a highly skilled job, and they love those hot looking uniforms.
The parents of Clackamas think if they buy a 5 year old Escalade, that it will give them the same status as those new money wannabe's from West Linn. The reality is, their houses are sitting on top of each other, and they are all one paycheck away from taking their kid's shift at the aforementioned "Hotdog on a stick Franchise".
Job opportunities largely do not exist in Clackamas, unless you like working at the local "Hotdog on a stick" franchise. Of course most of the teenagers yearn to have such a highly skilled job, and they love those hot looking uniforms.
The parents of Clackamas think if they buy a 5 year old Escalade, that it will give them the same status as those new money wannabe's from West Linn. The reality is, their houses are sitting on top of each other, and they are all one paycheck away from taking their kid's shift at the aforementioned "Hotdog on a stick Franchise".
by BuBBa from Milwaukie December 3, 2007
Get the Clackamas mug.A white person. Derived from the -CRACK- sound of a whip hitting someone in slavery times. Sometimes used as a mild insult from a black person to a white person(1) but sometimes a term of endearment(2). Also see nigga, nigger.
(1)Black Guy: Look at that cracker, tryin to wear his shit like us, we should bust his punk ass!
(2)Black(Or White) Guy: Hey cracka, whassup man?
White Guy: Nothin much. You know, thats fucked up, you can call me a cracka but I cant call you a nigga.
(2)Black(Or White) Guy: Hey cracka, whassup man?
White Guy: Nothin much. You know, thats fucked up, you can call me a cracka but I cant call you a nigga.
by Kane Night April 12, 2006
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Get the cracka lacka mug.a canal in a female mammal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice opening into the vestibule between the labia minora
Person 1 - 'I've got a really itchy Clacker'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'
Person 2 - 'Hun, you slept with that man whore last week, you’ve probably got an SDT.'
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Get the Clacker mug.Used in "American Idol" fandom, specifically by Clay Aiken fans: Clay photos, stories, performances, etc., that serve as a fan's "Clay fix". Derived from "crack."
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003
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I went and checked the pots this morning and they were full, but unfortunately they were all cackas and I had to throw them back.
by Mike January 26, 2004
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