chip friend

A "friend" who only likes you when you have something they want eg. chips

Ant: Can I have a Dorito?
Bec: What? Do I know you? Stop being a chip friend!

by Doof June 18, 2006

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Burnt Chip

The potato chip and/or chips in the bag with the brown "burnt" stain on them.

My wife always eats the good ones and leaves me with the Burnt Chip.

by gofishgo January 20, 2007

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Potato Chip Crotch Crust

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

by nothin-nice July 2, 2007

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chip damage whore

a person who, when playing fighting games, relies heavily on special or super moves that inflict damage when blocked to wear down an opponent low on health.

Iron Man, Cable, and Storm? I smell a chip damage whore...

by FinalJonomon September 3, 2009

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California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010

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When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.

"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"

by Alfonso T. Watt May 8, 2010

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