The Great Canadian

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

by The asian invasion December 16, 2014

Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.

I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.

by dog toy May 12, 2010

Canadian Ballet

Stripper Joint

Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.

by DaSnooze April 19, 2016

Canadian Shot

When a man cums in a shot glass, adds a splash of maple syrup on top, and a girl takes it like a shot.

Did you and your wife try the Canadian Shot last night?

by robster da lobster January 5, 2022

Fading Canadian

It is when you politely terminate a relationship by making less and less contact with the other part.

How's it going with that broad, eh?
Meh. She's allright, but I think imma pull a Fading Canadian.

by broheme brourgeoise March 1, 2016

Canadian Woman

Very high percentage of beautiful women. One of Canada's greatest exports.

The Canadian Woman is a hottie!!! What do they put in that water up there?

I want to get me a Canadian Woman... They are bilingual, intelligent, hot and can cook.

by OrbsMan July 17, 2006

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006