calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

Alright calm down John

You should continue to be even more racist

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John

by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022

Calm

When everything is just right or you forgive someone

Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.

by Pfoles August 24, 2020

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.

Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.

by Capital P February 1, 2018

Calm lil flick

A fire photo

Aye thats a calm lil flick

by Freakneighbor June 4, 2024

Calm

A slang way of saying alright, this is commonly used in conversations face-to-face or on text a lot of people who text informally use it in short or long messages and you can include it in a sentence or just on its own

"hey you wanna go to meadowhall later"
"sure"
"calm"

by sonotwhatithought23 June 14, 2023