The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.
*Exits bathroom
Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”
Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”
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When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .
When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .
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Get the Butter Trumpet mug.An anal saliva produced after a firm stool. Sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in anal hair as a result of leftover nuggets from last weeks dinner. Advisable to be trapped between ones forefinger and thumb before bedtime. Cleansing of the hands is a nicety, but by no means necessary to create finger butter the next morning. Otherwise a blowback to 70s butter. Bastardised use of the term rectum butter. Back in the day was called a 'kling on'. TUCKERS TIP: No matter how dry ones toast is, never use in place of cow butter. Best removed by foreplay. sometimes called ass junipers
Mummy mummy, my toast is dry, do you have any of that recto butter daddy always talks about?
No son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow butter.
No son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow butter.
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