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Brazilian Hand Grenade

The act, during vaginal intercourse, of swiftly pulling out and promptly inserting a handful of brazilian nuts into the woman's vaginal orifice. You then procede to kick the vagina so as to smash the nuts inside of it, thus spewing forth fragments of nuts, simulating a hand grenade.
Hello, unsuspecting woman. Let us mate so that I may give you a Brazilian Hand Grenade
by punkska1234 November 4, 2008
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Brazilian Chili Bowl

The shaved female "Blumpkin".
Taking place on the toilet, when the waxed "man in the boat" recieves a licking while at the same time she (the oral receipient) takes a DUMPle stiltskin.
It takes a steady chin and a strong neck, but in thanks for shaving, my brother was able to give his girlfriend the best Brazilian Chili Bowl of her life.
by sinikalsin October 22, 2008
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Brazilian beaver

when the pussy is shaved/waxed so it is smooth and clean
"i got some brazilian beaver last night

she was smooooooth"

"fo dizzle"
by Readybreck August 29, 2009
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Brazilian Perm

Its when you jizz on a girls head and procede to piss on it and rubbing her hair in an erotic fashion
Steve-Yooo Eddie guess what I did to Krystal last night.

Eddie-What?

Steve- Brazilian Perm her ass son while smoking a newport
by EdSteve May 13, 2009
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Brazilian Blowout

A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
by John Boehners April 29, 2011
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Brazilian Doorknob

When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.
I love to perform the Brazilian Doorknob.
by scorallys January 18, 2010
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Brazilian Superslut

A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.
Leroy: You see dat Brazilian Superslut over dere? Dat be my wifie.

Tyler: You the man.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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