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box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.
The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.
by DR March 13, 2005
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box transformer

1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.

2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.

3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.
1.
Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.

2.
The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.

3.
Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?
by Lord CrutchCricket January 1, 2009
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Box Hunter

An elite sport. Box hunters go to "Box Hunting" areas (Clubs, strippers etc) and attempt to smash box. They would usually use their techniques to get to the box, and if successful, use their "Box Hunting Weapon" to smash said box. Box Hunters are usually gentleman, because assholes dont get to smash box.
Hus: I went to CQ on saturday night to go box hunting. I was successful in smashing said box using my Box Hunting Weapon, and she loved it. I am the best box hunter ever.
by superhuS! March 27, 2009
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box in the attic

much like a man with cockwebs (see definition), a lady with a box in the attic has not been having as much sex as she once was.
Since breaking up with her boyfriend last summer, Carrie has had her box in the attic.
by dave99 December 14, 2004
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box pox

I heard she has a raging case of the box pox.
by succexy January 16, 2006
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box social

A social get-together that involved the auctioning off of boxed lunches prepared by the women. A potential sweetheart might let her man of choice know how she had decorated the box she prepared so that he would try harder to be the one to successfully buy it at auction. This was a way for young women to show off their meal-making skills. He who bought the lunch would share the meal with the one who prepared it.

My grandparents met this way; my grandmother was Amish and my Scottish grandfather paid a HUGE price to purchase her box lunch.
Violet decorated her box lunch with daisies so that Milton would know which one to bid on at the box social.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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box on demand

andy and i dont currently have box on demand, but we hate chris because he gets vag 24/7
by gorilla adam March 25, 2007
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