Definitions by dave99

box in the attic 

much like a man with cockwebs (see definition), a lady with a box in the attic has not been having as much sex as she once was.

Since breaking up with her boyfriend last summer, Carrie has had her box in the attic.

box in the attic by dave99 December 14, 2004

Cockwebs 

Figurative accumulation on a guy's dick when he hasn't had sex for awhile. Might also co-occur with the accumulation of dust.

After months of single life, Dave has accumulated a load of cockwebs.

Hey baby, you wanna be a dear, clear out my cockwebs for me?

Cockwebs by dave99 December 13, 2004