blizzarden

When it snows really really hard!

also when your eating a dairy queen blizzard

damm guys its blizzarden outside!!

by walterhobbs January 7, 2010

blizzardering

to snow heavily

its blizzardering outside

look how its blizzardering in the north pole

by GSJK November 28, 2010

Blizzafied

The sensation one earns after the ignition and inhalation of many cannabis cigars (blunts, l's, dutches, swishers). Comes from the word blizzafication, bleezy, and blunt.

Male 1-"Dude, have you been crying? Your eyes are redder than christmas!"

Male 2-"Shit! Really? Oh well, currently I feel rather BLIZZAFIED and couldn't care less."

by totodefHIGHned December 3, 2010

blizzard bottleneck

When a game that is many years old can be played at the maximum settings, yet still plays poorly at times due to a bottleneck with the engine or server.

M: The frame rate is phenomenal, but why are you still lagging? Where is your cape, did it not load yet?

B: Nope, that's a blizzard bottleneck.

by Hardagain January 5, 2011

blizzaster

A mega-snowstorm, often blown out of proportion by media looking for a story.

Yesterday's snowstorm was a total blizzaster; it took me an hour to shovel out my car!

by snoooozy February 22, 2011

blizzasted

Wasted beyond comprehension.

Damn they told me i was blizzasted!

by missblizzastedmn June 9, 2011

blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"

Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".

by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014