Blue blanket

When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell

Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.

by SugmaBelles December 11, 2021

blanket flapper

any fart inducing snack item, I.E. deviled or pickled eggs, jalapeno poppers, etc.

Here dude, try these blanket flappers, they're freshly made and delicious, but look out, they're also deadly!

by Drgizmo October 24, 2010

Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

by Hela Armon April 8, 2019

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

Dangle Blanket

A long blanket like cloth used to dangle from the ceiling.

Woah, did you see Pink dangle blanket at the Grammy's.

by karen** February 1, 2010

popeye blanket

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.

"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"

by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

by Wisdomtooth101 March 26, 2017