The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!
by BigBeanMan96 November 24, 2019
Get the Blakemug. Girl 1: who’s that?
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
by Analdestroyer47 May 27, 2018
Get the Blakemug. The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! He’s seriously funny, amazing, and cute as heck! He’ll never let you down and knows exactly what to say to make you laugh! He’s weird, but that’s what makes him so likable! If you know a Blake, you are truly blessed!
Who’s that cute guy over there?
Oh, that’s Blake, the new guy!
I heard he likes y/n!
I know! I totally ship them!
Oh, that’s Blake, the new guy!
I heard he likes y/n!
I know! I totally ship them!
by Merrylala.97 December 17, 2017
Get the Blakemug. A Simp that overvalues women. Blake’s are usually medium height and wear Abercrombie and Finch sweaters.
That man looks like a Blake.
by Blake is a SIMP March 3, 2020
Get the Blakemug. by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018
Get the Blakemug. From my experiences there is two types of Blake. The first one is that he is a total playboy he has the looks and personality but will make you fall in love and then leaves. Then wants to reconnect every few weeks over all he can be a good person but honestly really isn't. He will lie and say he can't do something and then does it with someone else. The second type is the guy that it always funny and there to try and make you laugh. He's not always successful at it but he trys. He can be and ass sometimes but you always forgive him. He can also be extremely annoying . He's a good friend and know what to say at the right time. But also says it at the worst time possible. If you find a Blake keep him.
by Kitkatvisco April 23, 2020
Get the Blakemug. Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.
by TheRichAsian June 2, 2018
Get the Blakemug.