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BethelSquatch

A large rarely seen beast known to frequent nursing homes. Always bitchy and known to wear tight clothing with the appearance it was ironed on.
Damn I took one glance at that BethelSquatch and now I think I got a hoof print on my forehead.
by The knight rider May 9, 2019
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Bethesda

1. Showing an exceptional an continuous amount of incompetence in the making of something, despite any advice or opinion that might be given to you
2. To dig far below rock bottom
1. Dude, you really Bethesda'ed it with Kathy, everyone talks about it.
2. EA really is something. I fear they might Bethesda their next game with everything that's been going on lately.
by Chenoir October 26, 2019
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Betheleham

Betheleham gotta big booty pull all da hoes and eats her boogers and shit. Pretty quiet. Lowkey a shy person. When u get to know her though she's just a ball of energy. Usually a nigga or a old white woman. CRAZY FREAK!! took bout 12 cocks at once, but that's just between me and you ;)
Betheleham? I NEED me one of those! She be suckin dick and shiii.-Jah
by Jahdiggly November 25, 2021
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bethel

shes emo but she is very sweet and it takes a lot to get her mad i be dragging her around tho cause im hot but shes an amzing friends
whos that emo girl? bethel.
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Bethesda Bitch

A girl from Bethesda Maryland that fights for social justice while downing a warm bottle of Chardonnay.
Dude, that girl over there with the sign is hammered and it’s 11am.

Of course she is she’s a Bethesda bitch
by Jimmy Limpkins May 26, 2022
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Bethesda

Hell
1: Yes, it is old money. It's all old money
2:This is woman heaven. Lots of little preppy asthetic stores and infinite starbucks.
This however does not mean that the woman are of quality. Anyone dating a bethesda or potomac resident is to be deemed a lost cause.
3: Because bethesda citizens make 20 figures on their onlyfans and white mom dance gym business, all of their kids are eternally hooked on vapes or weed because they dont run out of funds to stop.
4: Yes, their parents bought them that car.
5: Remember that they have never faced any real hardship in life. Do not be suprised seeing white girls protest racial inequality while the minority kids laugh at them.
6: ULTRA liberal. All the boys are fruity and all the girls finger each other in the bathroom stalls.
I reccommend that if you see a bethesda resident, stare at them, eyes wide, imposingly. This will cause them to enter white victim mode and they will zip up their purse and walk much faster, avoiding any contact with them.
Oh, did i tell you?
They're all white, regardless of their actual skin tone.
1: I just went to a job interview in bethesda?
2: How did it go?
1: I'm still unemployed.
2: Sorry that you where rejected.
1: I rejected them. I could not last 10 seconds in that town without seeing a white girl with starbucks in one hand, and an iphone 14 in the other, typing essays on twitter about racism towards hispanics.o
by Bawl Plart May 13, 2023
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blaze bethel

Blaze bethel a guy who is a lover and will only file for one girl and is a good dirt bike rider and Cried over people who really cares about and only time he will cry over a girl is if he really cares about them and he only fight if needed to
Blaze Bethel defind
by Barbara Lee swagger November 30, 2018
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