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Karim Benzema

Any striker on Real Madrid who will carry them to the UCL Semifinals. A pure football god
ANOTHER GOAL BY KARIM BENZEMA!! A PURE FOOTBALL GOD FOR REAL MADRID!!! CARRYING THEM TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMIS
by Tom_alv128 April 12, 2022
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Benzie

To intentionally call a mobile phone and then hang up after only 1 ring for the purpose of letting the receiver know you wish for them to call you back.
"Gosh darn. I wish to speak with Robert, but I'm too cheap to pay for the mobile phone call. I'll just Benzie him, so that he pays for the call because he is too good of a person to not call me back"
by Robert Magic August 28, 2006
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benzo

1) (n.) A triplicate narcotic medication that any and all forms of government with a pharmaceutical sophistication past that of the bronze age should be required by law to distribute freely to all of its citizens.

2) (n.) benzos have been clinically proven to cure AIDS, cancer, the ebola virus, and all STDs.
1) The quality of life has improved so phenomenally after just a mere .5 klonopin and .5 ativan benzos, daily, that I have begun to see the world in a beautiful new light.

2) After being carefully being prescribed some Xanax sticks, Osama bin Laden decided against blowing up the world and smoked the benzodiazapen peace pipe with GWB.
by sux0r April 17, 2006
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benzo' lampin'

Verb. To chill in the crib with the light on while on "Benzodiazepine". Compound word, original root. Lampin' ,verb; "to chill in the crib with the light on.

Originally coined by Jokestore 2.0
"OI its Prawn! What are you f*cking c*nts doing?", said Prane "Aint sh*t, benzo' lampin' watching UFC" replied Keyboard_Face
by zulah_de_bat July 9, 2010
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benzotini

a drink similar in consistency to a martini that also contains some type of benzodiazepine—such as Valium, Librium, Xanax, Klonopin, or Rohypnol—mixed in. See also "Roofie Colada"
Bartender, I'd like three benzotinis, two Roofie Coladas, and six shots of tequila, because tonight I wanna get fucked up off my ass!
by BarMan57 September 12, 2010
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benzie

Slang for benzene, a volatile liquid hydrocarbon with the formula C6H6 used as a solvent and constituent of fuels.

Benzie is used in solvent abuse to get high, and is popularised by solven abuser Nelly in his/her rap song
"Ride wit me" sic.

Abuse of benzene causes extensive and rapid brain damage resulting in permanent loss of function, as well as liver and kidney damage. Benzene is considered highly carcinogenic and is linked to brain cancer.
Nelly: "If you wanna go and get high with me, smoke an L in the back with the benzie"

Surgeon General: "I would strongly recommend against it."
by Frank Ritzo January 3, 2007
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Benzer

the funniest guy at Silicon Valley STaffing Group in Emeryville, CA. He single and ready to mingle.
"That Benzer is hotter than double-headed dildos and anal beads, I'm surprised he doesn't have hoes in different area codes"
by moni in the middle December 15, 2008
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