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benzotini 

a drink similar in consistency to a martini that also contains some type of benzodiazepine—such as Valium, Librium, Xanax, Klonopin, or Rohypnol—mixed in. See also "Roofie Colada"
Bartender, I'd like three benzotinis, two Roofie Coladas, and six shots of tequila, because tonight I wanna get fucked up off my ass!
benzotini by BarMan57 September 12, 2010
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Benatini 

a cocktail of any variety mixed with Benadryl to increase the impact of the drink
I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?
Benatini by hmcdesq May 14, 2010
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benzoino 

An Italian young man who has great hair. He can be a really nice guy, but can also be douchy. You should not fall for a Benzoino because it's guaranteed he will break your heart.
Shirley: He broke my heart?
Leslie: Must be a Benzoino
benzoino by lbenoist April 20, 2017
Bentini is a very spicy person, he will steal your food and is most likely a former spy. He’s funny and very smart. He gives great advice and will never die.
Who is that old man over there talking to women?

Oh that’s bentini
bentini by Riah roosa March 7, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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