load that should have been swallowed

the ultimate loser. he/she has the uncanny knack of spectactularly fucking-up everything that is good in their lives - from 1st day at school to 1st kiss to 1st shag to 1st job to 1st marriage to 1st child's life to.....

you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."

by Alistair Murray October 23, 2008

You have just been vuvuzeled

To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.

Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!

by Ma brother fifjk July 12, 2010

This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed

It is what happened to one of the defenitions of america the H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. was a act passed by the united states to prevent online policy

Me:Hey what is the defenition of America
*looks it up*

*This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed*
Me:What the fuck

by Idk what to put here l0l January 20, 2021

it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.

Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.

by fletch042 February 10, 2009

olly olly cocks been free

a loud oration that is typically stated upon freeing ones cock from the fabric that contains it

While sitting at work, I yelled - olly olly cocks been free - from my cubicle....that - in turn - drew the attention of multiple co-workers, and, upon seeing their faces I shook my flacid fuck stick for all to see.....oh happy days!

by Lord H.R. CocknBalls May 8, 2011

i have been drinking watermelon

Drinking a mans sperm

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014

TITLE HOPES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.

The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.

by Rifle October 22, 2008