the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie May 10, 2014

Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016

Water Bedlam

A prank where you put your friend out on a lake or any other body of water (includes swimming pools) whilst they're sleeping on an air mattress or any other buoyant thingy like a small boat. And the tide or wind causes them to go far.

We managed to set up the Dipping pitbefore april fools day,my bae and i decided to prank my brofo with the water bedlam.

We did and he looked like he was going to go full street fighter on us when he got out of the pit

by ErPhox05 September 9, 2024

Connor Bedard

A 19-year-old Canadian hockey player. That's it. Not a sex act or anything. Just a guy on the Blackhawks.

"Connor Bedard is pretty."

by JC Butterball December 25, 2024

Gettin’ Bedarded

Taking down a handful of creamy pints to the point of inebriation while watching Connor Bedard and the Chicago Blackhawks try to win a hockey game.

“Hey man, we’re going to the pub to watch the Blackhawks v. Red Wings game. We’re gonna be gettin’ Bedarded”

by Philly Mickson October 6, 2025

Badusia Latrine Beday

(Noun)- A nickname for a unsavory man or woman whose personal scent is that off ass, cock, pussy, used urinal cakes, and a 3 year old, never sanitized toilet or outhouse.

Badusia Latrine Beday often has that not so fresh feeling.

by darkmattr August 15, 2020