Beer

Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.

Can Oog get you beer?

by robertv September 19, 2009

Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".

The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

free beer

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk

they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone

by HBastard January 11, 2006

American beer

Comparable to having sex on a boat. It's fucking close to water.

European person: What's up with this barley water?

by Lisa May 11, 2004

beer olympics

1) series of drinking games. The winning of which is a great accomplishment.
2) when somebody is drunk all the time. They drink until they pass out and when they wake up they open another drink and do it all agian.

1) The Pi Betta Slutta sorority overcame some major competition and won the annual Beer Olympics. This victory resulted in a trophy, bragging rights, and several positive pregancy tests in the next few weeks.
2) Ever since Billy fell into deep depression he started basically just doing the beer olympics every day. It's sad to see but at least I know what to get him for christmas... a big case of brew!

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

billy beer cans

Billy Beer Cans..is a name given to my father by the recycle men (he over heard one rare morning..when he wasnt still pissed out of his brains in bed) on discovering that he had a box FULL of empty beer cans ...and nothing else.
So a 'Billy Beer Cans 'is someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol and loads their recycle bin up to the max with tennants cans.

Recycle man to another recycle man.. 'omg look how many cans billy beer cans has had this week...the alchy bastard'

by billy ber cans proud daughter June 16, 2009

ibc root beer

Amazing at life root beer that comes in a sexual class bottle which makes the already amazing tast all the more delightful.

IBC also make the Cream Soda in the same handy class bottle.

This IBC root beer is very tasty

A&W Root Beer< Mug Root Beer < Barqs Root Beer < IBC Root Beer

by ..::B-Murda::.. June 27, 2006