beater

1. A wigger, a white thug or gangster. Mostly associated with being fake or a joke. A beater doesn't necessarily have to be white, He/She can be from any race, it all depends on the dress code and the attitude.

2. Can be used in combination with other words such as "Gino-Beater" and "Hockey-Beater"

1. hahahahahah, K-Fed is such a beater!

2. That guy Anthony from high school was a big time gino-beater!

by Bobby Wham October 16, 2006

besters

another word for best friend.

a "best friend for life"

me and brianna have been besters since the third grade!

by (:<333 September 29, 2010

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

honky beater

A honky beater is a bat normally procured through ballpark giveaways. It is known as a honky beater due to its small size relative to a nigger beater. The benchmark for nigger beater status is roughly the size of a children's T-ball bat. A honky beater, in contrast, is roughly half the size of a nigger beater, with both a shorter length and smaller barrel circumference. Based on the theory that beating a honky effectively should require less effort than beating a nigger to the same degree.

Joel: Yo, fool, we done went on down to the minor league game tonight, got us selfs some honky beaters.

Mike: Honky beaters? Bitch, you crazy. We gon' need us some nigger beaters to handle these crazy niggas.

Joel: Aw shit, and I thought we was gonna beat us some honkies tonight.

by duke5572 October 24, 2006

beavers

Beer, used when you don't want your boss to know you're trading a snowboard tune-up for a twelve-pack.

"I'll do it for beavers."

by harmoniouschaos January 13, 2010

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Coon Beater

Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH

JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?

Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!

by chrispytits December 9, 2008