Hawkins Banter

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

by WFAF February 4, 2008

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Anti-Bant

1. Somebody who is without banter.

2. A person who tries to reject or discourage the act of 'bant'.

"I can't believe he's staying in tonight. He is such an anti-bant."

by Act Your Shoe Size August 17, 2009

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Basnt • banter • Banta • banter fc • banterous • baint • banstick • bantam • banter club • banterful

/bant/

one of the boards on 4chan. Basically /s4s/ but newer, and kooler.

has some /a/ on it. Cirno is queen.

mods : Moot sir, we need a new board for /a/ fags.
Moot : uhh,, idk just make it like /b/

then /bant/ was created.

by howHorrifying June 7, 2018

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Banter FC

A term used for a football club during their downfall/banter era or when they have an embarrassing result. It's mainly used as another name for Manchester United FC.

Sam: Do you know whose battling the league division 1 relegation?
Ady: Yeah, the team who defeated Manchester United 4-0, MK Dons, forget about premier league teams! 😂
Sam: Most over priced over paid banter! 😂
Both: Banter FC 0-4 MK Dons 🤣 🤣

by Footballist December 22, 2019

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Banterliscious

something that is socially, morally or physically unacceptable in public, but is still said to make dry remarks about people with terminal conditions.

e.g. "You have terminal cancer.."

- "aahhhh thats banterliscious!"

by Banterman12345 December 20, 2012

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