baby

The worst mistake you'll ever make

happy mother: oh my god Brittany, i just had a baby
random bystander: Jesus, you've made a huge mistake

by SpiffyNoodles34 November 21, 2017

babies

In Mob-Town, MO it means your pills...especially skittles

Hey man, you got some little babies

by OC stack a DollaA June 1, 2006

baby

a hairless pussy...better than a brazilian!

I got my wax done and I got a baby done!

by tgleason July 16, 2008

baby

Hot chicks! (very butiful women)

In a bar-
man 1- My baby!
man 2- No, mine!
AAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Saddam Hussien- Shut up! On the telephone I din't mean that she was my 6 doll, I ment she was my 6 wife!

by Saddam hussien April 28, 2003

baby

A term used to describe one's partner by secret paedophiles.

Come on baby, lets put you to bed so I go look at newsgroups.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

baby

1) A pile of cells that cries.
2)The reason for cancelling trips.
4)Devil's essence.
5)My shampoo.
6)Robert Pattinson's hair.
7)Ingredient for Matza.

1) My baby didn't let me sleep last night.
2)
4) Yo, Lucifer, what cologne did you yuse? -Baby.
5)Your hair smells so good! Did you use something new? Yes! I am using a new baby.
6) This baby is on fire! Call 911!!!!!

by theamazingraceforbubblesammich January 5, 2015

baby

A mother-fucking roly-poly, chubby-cheecked, shit-machine.

He: Rita's pregnant!
She: Say again?
He: Rita IS PREGNANT!
She: A mother-fucking roly-poly, chubby-cheecked, shit-machine. Are you kidding me?
He: Well, I've never heard it described a baby in quite those words before, but yeah.

by nnnickname May 29, 2017