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Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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Bichslap

Whenever a person is being a beach and then they are being snappy they are bichslapping
"Hey u look like u just came out of a burnt garbanzo bean"

"Why are you being so mean?"
"I'm not being mean!"
"Yes your bichslapping!"
by Hannahblee3 October 29, 2017
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botchslap

Getting smacked in the face by someone palming a boccie ball and driving into your cheekbone.
Shut up mouth-faggot. Or, I'll botchslap you so hard you'll be blowing your boyfriend with a straw.
by frankthetank13 August 26, 2019
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xX_BitchSlayer_Xx

The person who lost in a COD game to you and is now your half-brother's father.
Note: this isn't targeted at anyone this is just the first username I thought of.
M: Say hello to your new father!
F: Hello *insert username*
Y: xX_BitchSlayer_Xx?! Is that you?!
by 🍆💦🍑🍼 November 18, 2022
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