Awared

Term used when you find information that you actively sought out, but b/c you're a pathalogical liar, you pretend someone told you about it

One of my subscribers AWARED me that Igor at Vitruvian Physique made a video about me, mocking my terrible genetics

by DelDiablo May 23, 2019

Bubblewrap Awareness Day

It is the day in which Bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it's purposes in amusement and general happiness.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Isn't it April 10th?

Yeah!

Well, it's Bubblewrap Awareness Day!

by procrasinatoroftheyear November 17, 2009

Throw-away broad

1) Dating a girl who you have no real interest in; simply for the sex - no emotional attachment.

2) Planning on having sex with someone for a short duration of time.

Guy 1: Dude, the best way to get over your ex is finding some throw-away broad.

Guy 2: I already have one. Remember Shirley?

Guy 1: But you love Shirley.

Guy 2: Fuck off

by DANGER!! February 21, 2011

Block-Away Titties

When you see a woman from an entire city block away, and you think to yourself "Damn, that girl got some big titties!"

"I'm telling you, they were bigger than my head. This girl had block-away titties."

by Rex Johnson, Private Eye August 27, 2013

suicide awareness month

September

September suicide awareness month check in

by Grbnenrmrnrn September 6, 2020

gay awakening

Noun
Sudden realization of one’s gayness. Can sometimes be terrifying and sometimes euphoric. Generally realized through a friend or the like.

Carl: “That guy at work was my gay awakening.”
Jenny: “Oh, cool.”

by MoodyHD December 29, 2022

Le Spoon Award

WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.

Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award

by JOHNNYD January 10, 2014