Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011
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Shaft Artist

Much like a Con Artist but a professional at Shafting instead of Conning. If you need to know more about shafting, refer to shaft.
Camilo: Bro Alex I don't understand Mike man. He invites me out and then he shafts me!
Alex: Bro man wtf, Mike is a fucking shaft artist!
by Your boy Alessandro January 14, 2009
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Eunuchscape Artist

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.
Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.
by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010
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Jazz Artist

One who partakes in the art of playing a glass instrument,bowl, or pipe. Commonly referred to as smoking, but with grace and skill.
I cant believe you ate that whole bag of cheese, you jazz artist.

I would'nt mind checking my head. You jazz artists want to make some music?
by Artista420 July 6, 2011
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Cram Artist

someone who never goes to class or pays attention in class but manages to study at the last minute and always pass every test.
What'd u get on the test? I got a 47 test, fuck! What'd u get? Oh I got a 84. Wtf you cram artist!
by hardhitr3 October 14, 2009
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Artist's Love

a type of love different than a romantic love, or a friendship love. somewhere in between.
photographer: I want to photograph Michael more than anything.

friend: why are you so interested in taking a picture of Michael?

photographer: I can't really explain it..I've got an artist's love for him
by artist-love January 23, 2011
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Artist-Lost

The term Artist-Lost is used to describe any artist forced to have a non art career in order to finance their art career.

A satirical webcomic based on the art world through the eyes of a fantasy illustrator created by artist Jason Notter.
Why would you want to go to school for art? Your just going to end up an Artist-Lost for the better part of your life.
by Disgruntled Artist March 24, 2009
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