Andres

A Colombian crack dealer who supplies the world with cocaine. also invented cockain

Andres gave me cocaine for my birthday

by wahooku May 6, 2023

Andres

Andres is the best boy you could ever meet. He is so sweet and caring. He can be over protective, but it just means he loves you a lot. If you ever meet and Andres, you better start hitting on him. He is the one. He might act gay with his friends, but he’s probably straight for you. The second you meet him you better slut him out ASAP

Rebecca: damn i want an andres
Addie: ha i already have one

by renitalovestaylor September 1, 2023

Andres

Andres is the type of person who has a bbc and pull all the girls. He also is very gorgeous even without a hairline his name is Andrew in English but he prefers Andres he loves Latinas and is really funny.

girl 1: That guy over there...who is he? he is sexy
girl 2: thats andrew...he is just so hot!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days.

Andres is really hot and sexy

by LatinasLuvMe November 20, 2023

andres

Sexy ass nigga ong ong. If you give this foo a chance he will treat you like your the only female in the world. But he may not be the best looking. And andres a lil cunkey👅

Andres that nigga fine asf

by Notandresdanielgonzalez November 20, 2023

Andres

A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.

Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him

by Hell Cove Public School MGMT April 6, 2025

Andres

Andres is a gorgeous boy, hes bisexual with a preference for men, with long black hair and olive skin. Hes a bit of a nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres and he hates them back, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick 00s rnb inspired tunes thatl make him a famous popstar in a few years, and he can also sing. He is a bit freaky and horny sometimes (everybody thinks hes hypersexual cuz of his adhd, but he declines to comment) but tries really hard not to be, and his depresion, anxiety, Aspergers syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. He sometimes does the trex arm thing that autistic people do, and hes actually kinda shy and quiet mot. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli, Kesha, Britney, Dulapeep, Gaga (especially Gaga), Ariana Grenad, Beyonce, Miley, Tate, Chappel, Sabrina, Carly Rae, Billie Eilish, Xina, Rihanna, Cupcakke, etc, but also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz hes amazing like that. He hates heterosexual male things. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles. He has yt channel where he uploads cover songs, but he never tells anyone the name of it. He also crushes on every other person in school, so you DEFINITELY have a chance with him.

If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz hes gonna disappear if you dont.

Andres is a power bottom.

Illias: Omg have u seen that hottie Andres from German class??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
Aden: hell yeah!!!!!

by Hell Cove Public School MGMT April 6, 2025

Andrés

A strong and handsome warrior that would give up anything for love.Also very intelligent, responsable and a lady's man.

Andrés is a lady's man.

by 😍🤑😎 November 28, 2016