almond extract

an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.

ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.

well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.

by ladybugbunny October 26, 2009

Almond boy

More soy than soy boy.

Used typically to induce hatred in target.

What’s up, almond boy.

by Signed-cup September 16, 2018

activated almond

An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.

Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.

by ZitaB September 18, 2018

Almost smart

A chat forum consisting of mostly liberalism as a mental order runs rampant, but does include a few reasonable dissenting voices. The liberal members will twist facts around to mean something different and then claim that the facts stated are just your opinion. They also like to divert the issue by arguing semantics, and sometimes will even resort to name-calling. This site definitely needs more conservative voices of reason to contribute.

almost smart

by RyanfM November 10, 2010

Almost as bad as CATS the Musical.

1. True, unbridled horror.

2. An inexplicable time of hardship.

"The cancer was almost as bad as CATS the Musical."

by the_second_brit_demeter January 16, 2010

Almost midnight

When someone is seriously considering to commit suicide

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight

by Mhaej January 3, 2019

Almond

In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!

"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"

by Smart Ass 137 July 29, 2012