alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

ALFIE

He’s gay

Alfie is gay

by Alfie gay boy November 11, 2019

ALFIE

Massive nob bigger the Antonio

ALFIE Has a massive nob

by Hhhhoigff November 23, 2021

Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy

Alfie smith is very funny

by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022

alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

Alfie

A huge fan of My Hero Academia, Alfie is a rare creature whom is very Bootiful!Approach with caution because he snaps back!

Deku is the best person from my hero! Alfie said.

by ALFUOSNSISHSU August 6, 2020

Alfie France

Grade A loser who thinks he's the man.

Seen that guy over there? I know he's a right Alfie France.

by LeetheG May 26, 2020