Albert Day 

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

Albert Day by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

Albert knights

Cool dood

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood

Albert knights by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019

Albert Jr 

He is so cute hot and charming period and every girl crushes him like just cant be resisted

I want to marry Albert Jr .

Albert Jr by dgkssfkkl February 22, 2021

Albert The rat 

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.

Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret

Albert The rat by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021

._.albert...editz 

._.albert...editz is a editor who posts on tiktok. She has 4.4k followers on tiktok!

Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!

._.albert...editz by Wjjwjw June 17, 2021

Albert Einstein High School 

The place to be

Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
Me: The place to be!

Albert Einstein High School by dumbbitchbutshecuteiguess June 28, 2021

Albert Beldad 

The universally correct response to any situation or comeback with anyone that disrespects or ignores you. You can also use this to start a conversation or end one. It's appropriately convenient for people that want to be part of a conversation in a group chat but don't know what to say.

Karl tolentino asked: Asan na Akarin GF ko?
Roehan replies: Albert Beldad

Albert Beldad by Michael Yumizuri November 19, 2021