Bacon alarm

A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely.

better shut the kitchen door or the bacon alarm will go off

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

car alarm

a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min

so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook

by Plays with squarrils July 18, 2006

Allahu akbar

"Allahu akbar" means "The Lord is the most magnificent" in arabic and you often hear this during muslim prayer ceremonies and adhan(Islamic call to worship) and you might hear it from a muslim worshiper recited repeatedly as a short prayer phrase. The aforementioned practice is called "Dhikr" which is comparable with rosary of catholic tradition.Unfortunately as in the islamic world the institution of religion is comandeered by islamists, for many non-muslims this phrase has become an ominous slogan associated with belligerent radical islamists or worse, a battle cry of terrorists for people too often hear it from suicide bombers propagandizing other devoted muslims into acknowledging their horrendous cause as pious.

Parts of Adhan:
Allahu akbar

Ashhadu alla ilaha illallah
The Lord is the most magnificent
I bear witness that there is no god but god

by lifetime skeptic June 3, 2018

Abarham

Abarhams are very kind and caring. They have beautiful eyes and Cunning looks. They treat girls with respect and love one hundred percent. Abarhams draw people in with there kind auroa and put out good vibes.

"Wow that guy is so kind"
"He must be an Abarham"

by MyChemicalRomance05 April 3, 2015

Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011

Albaraa

Albaraa is a nice funny guy he usually complements friends and people close to him alot and one of the best features about Albaraa is that he Has a HUGE dick to please a women albaraa is also a nice Sexy looking Boy and everyone wants a piece of him. Sometimes An Albaraa is what someone needs in their life He is also one of the most kind hearted people in the school. The Most Friendly and The Most Polite Person Ever. He Usually gets ALONG with people so quick.

Girl 1: have you seen Albaraa at the party?
Girl 2: OMG Yes He looked soo sexy
Girl 1: IKR

by AnnaLikesApples June 12, 2019

Mexican Fire Alarm

To eat really gross mexican food (cheap tacos) and poop it out all over the hallway of a hotel or apartment and pull the fire alarm and watch everyone run through it.

"Oh dude that mexican fire alarm had me cleaning my feet for hours last night"

by gaddo847 March 26, 2009